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天津恶战

天津恶战

战犯Jabotabek侵略天津,并且囤积重兵防守,lkm8888a不惜代价消灭匪徒!



17:11:59 - March 22nd, 2008      The misinformed city of Tianjin, China got into a conflict over pollution with lkm8888a. 1 overworked defending army (63,812 troops) was surprised while waiting for the pizza boy. 35,889 attacking troops could not cope with the loss of Starbuck on BSG and flew themselves right into a storm. Jabotabek took his bat and ball and went home sulking. (City Lost)

16:37:27 - March 22nd, 2008      The forgotten city of Tianjin, China became the playground of lkm8888a. No defending stonethrowers (20,967 troops) were killed by a weapon they had never seen before. Some people said the attacker used extraterrestrial technology but nobody believed them except Scully and Mulder. 14,988 attacking troops should have brought bullets with those guns and had no chance now. Jabotabek retained control of the city. (City retained)

14:23:21 - March 22nd, 2008      The zombie-infested township of Tianjin, China displeased lkm8888a. No defending Ewoks militias brought from the Forest Moon of Endor (22,952 troops) got owned in this really pointless peacekeeping action. 25,100 attacking troops had enough and gave Luke their resignation note, who in turn gracefully shot them all between the eyes. Jabotabek proved once more what it takes to be a city owner. (City retained)

14:22:14 - March 22nd, 2008      The industrially polluted city of Tianjin, China was shot at by lkm8888a. No defending stonethrowers (17,089 troops) had their feelings really hurt. 25,100 attacking soldiers tried to get over the city walls with ladders but... damn, they were too short! So the attackers fled and were killed by bowmen. Jabotabek yelled THIS IS SPARTA before kicking the enemy into a deep pit. (City retained)

14:21:38 - March 22nd, 2008      The mad owner from the city of Tianjin, China was pummeled by lkm8888a. No defending Ewoks militias brought from the Forest Moon of Endor (6,975 troops) were killed by a weapon they had never seen before. Some people said the attacker used extraterrestrial technology but nobody believed them except Scully and Mulder. 25,100 attacking troops could not cope with the loss of Starbuck on BSG and flew themselves right into a storm. Jabotabek was allowed to keep the city for a little while longer. (City retained)

14:21:13 - March 22nd, 2008      The poverty stricken Tianjin, China was struck by lkm8888a. No defending Ewoks militias brought from the Forest Moon of Endor (26,854 troops) have fallen in this battle. 25,100 attacking troops could not cope with the loss of Starbuck on BSG and flew themselves right into a storm. Jabotabek thanked Mel Gibson for his speech about not giving up their freedom as this gave the troops new strength. (City retained)

13:41:06 - March 22nd, 2008      The industrious city of Tianjin, China was hit by lkm8888a. 1 overworked defending army (44,616 troops) was surprised while waiting for the pizza boy. 25,100 attacking troops came out with sticks and stones and were defeated easily. Jabotabek laughed and celebrated the victory. (City retained)

13:40:50 - March 22nd, 2008      The revolted city of Tianjin, China was brutally attacked by lkm8888a. No defending terrorists (12,360 troops) have fallen in this battle. 25,100 attacking troops had enough and gave Luke their resignation note, who in turn gracefully shot them all between the eyes. Jabotabek remains the true ruler of the city. (City retained)



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